D I V O R C E

The hot news on Telegraph.co.uk is that doing crosswords or sudoku 'helps couples get over arguments'…

… And I never, ever want to speak to you again.

That's fine with me. Your mother's visit will not be mentioned by me.

Oh, just go away!

I'd like to!

Hang on! Look, why don't we sit down and do a crossword together?

What on earth for?

The Telegraph reports that a Harvard professor says it helps couples get over arguments to share a brain activity like crosswords or sudoku.

OK. Let's to the Telegraph cryptic!

No, I want to do the easy one. You know I can't work out cryptic clues – you just want to show off how clever you are.

No, I don't. Alright, the easy one it is. You do the Down clues and I'll do the Across.

No, I want to do the Across clues. They look more interesting.

I want to do them.

Well, you can't. I am.

Who says so?

I do.

Well I'm doing them, so shut up!

Have you got a pen?

No.

Well, get one then!

No, I got the paper. You get one!

Huh! OK.

…

What's that you've put there? It's spelt wrong.

No, it's not. R E C I E V E.

No, it's R E C E I V E.

No, it's not.

Is.

Isn't.

Is.

'I before E, 'cept after C.'

Not always.

When isn't it?

I don't know, but it isn't.

Is.

Oh, I'm going for a drink!

Yes, that's right. Go on out and leave me again. You drink too much these days.

(muttered) I know why.

What was that? OK, slam the door, then! Now, 7 Across – 'End a marriage (7)'&hellip