Do It Yourself
If you're reading this, then it's a fair assumption to say that at least one of the following statements applies:
So, I have a suggestion – rather than solve puzzles, why not have a go at making one up? Break yourself in gently with something without a grid or a theme. The classic surrealist alphabet should get your mind working in a lateral rather than a literal way. Here's the standard one:
Once you've done that, take on the challenge of compiling a crossword. Your first step is to make the grid. Generally, there's an odd number of rows, and the same number of columns; there should be a symmetry to the grid; and there shouldn't be separate blocks – it should be possible to trace a path through all of the words without taking your pen off the paper.
Your second step is to fill the grid with words. This can be a challenge, so start off with a 5×5 grid, then work your way through 7×7, 9×9, 11×11 and 13×13 grids. Then – and only then – should you worry about the clues.
If you fancy a real challenge, have a go at cryptic clues. There are many types of cryptic clue (which must contain a definition of the answer word), but some are easier than others. A few of the simpler ones are:
Managed grandiose arrangement (9) = ORGANISED
'Managed' is the definition of the solution (ORGANISED), while 'grandiose arrangement' means 'make an anagram of grandiose'.
Maintains towers (5) = KEEPS
Both words in the clue are synonyms of the solution.
Passed time making unrestrained announcements on the radio (6) = WHILED
'Passed time' is the definition of the solution (WHILED); 'unrestrained' is the homophone (word with the same sound as the solution, but not necessarily the same spelling); and 'announcements on the radio' is the introducer meaning 'when spoken'.
Start wailing and shouting, panicking stinger (4) = WASP
'Stinger' is the definition. 'Start' is the introducer meaning 'the first letters of' 'wailing', 'and', 'shouting' and 'panicking': WASP.
